Saturday, June 19, 2010

Blonde Jokes?

A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. she stopped in the hair salon and asked for a hair cut. she instructed that the hair stylist could not take off the headphones the stylist replied "no" so the blond left. she went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. the stylist replied "ok" after a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. the stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones. they were saying, "breath in, breath out"



Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?



A: Artificial intelligence.



Blonde Jokes?

Old but still funny. Thanks for sharing!!!



Blonde Jokes?

those are sooooo old but they are still funny!



Blonde Jokes?

Hey I know I'm blonde but I have a blonde joke...



Okay this blonde girl was in this place and she see's this janitor. She goes up to him intending to be friendly and she says "T.G.I.F.!" The janitor just stares at her and says "S.H.I.T.!" and goes back to mopping the floor. She decides to say it again. "T.G.I.F.!!" The janitor just stares at her again and says "S.H.I.T.!!". She makes one last attempt to be friendly, "T.G.I.F.!!! Thank God it's Friday!" The janitor looks at her again and says "S.H.I.T.!!! Sorry Honey, Its Thursday!"



I thought that was pretty funny!!! Okay Toodles!! %26lt;3



Blonde Jokes?

lol good ones, thx for the laugh, star for you, keep em coming ;)

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